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Laughter is the best medicine! Below are
some flu-related jokes and humor. Hopefully
they can provide you with a smile.
10 Good Things About The Flu
10. It could be worse - you could be dead.
9. You can become one with your bed comforter for the entire day.
8. You can take comfort in the fact that your stock in Kleenex manufacturers will probably rise.
7. You don't need to use rouge on your face - it's red naturally.
6. Chocolate and chicken soup becomes your breakfast, lunch and dinner.
5. You can finally check out those exercise infomercials and not feel silly.
4. One word - MacGyver reruns!
3. Another word - Dr. Welby MD reruns!
2. You finally have an excuse to tear yourself away
from the computer (don't want to get the keyboard gummed up).
1. You can realize that if you can survive this, you can handle anything.... Except losing your internet connectivity.
Do You Have the Amish Flu?
First you get a little hoarse.
Then you get a little buggy.
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